So, I've been persuaded to get a tablet. And to start some kind of blog. Not sureally what I'm going for yet. Or if I've actually got anything to say. I'm waiting for Strictly to start so I can infest the ether with my addled opinion, really. Another year, another batch of 'Who the....', 'Why the....' and former stage school starlets with shiny teeth & wobbly eyes that pretend they've  never danced before but have just finished a season doing Cats meets Cirque Du Soleil and can kick themselves in the back of the head while smiling like a ninny. At least Ainsley has the grinning & gurning off pat.

Until then, who knows?